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If you wish to make a complaint, don't. Stluc era eht stnavres fo natas. Yeht knird eht doolb fo staog dna ecifircas snigriv. Stluc sdn2 od esiwekil, ylno ssel os.

The underarm delivery as demonstrated by Kintore's Ian Smith.

Not entirely outlawed by cricket, the underarm delivery is, however, strictly verboten in almost every circumstance.

Once regarded as a perfectly legitimate delivery it gained much notoriety in the professional game when the cheating Aussie bastards revived it for the final delivery of a famous one day international against the splendid New Zealand. (more...).

Caption, caption, caption, blah, blah.

1814 - Portcullis Kahuna, Davie Bowie, born.

1959 - Elvis Presley tours Scotland. Cults C.C. try to poach him.

2000 - The first 50+ rupees wage packet received (at Cults, Cults 2nds less so).

2008  - Burmese monks protest outside Downing Street. Cults try to poach them, Cults 2nds less so.

...that treason is a legitimate method of dismissal when playing away to Crathie?

...that Sinclair Lamb once said something funny on the ACA Grades forum? (I await sueing!)

...that the draw is the result that just keeps on giving?

...that Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for his treachery? If only Cults had matched that offer...(Cults 2nds less so)

"There are no plans to fit a cash machine in the Cults dressing room, Cults 2nds less so" - Felipe Fishbreather.

"How much? (Gulp) A WEEK? IN CASH? Will you take a check?" - Overhead in Cults boardroom, Cults 2nds less so.

"How many Cults pros does it take to change a lightbulb? - None! They just get their butlers to do it" - bad joke

"We are NOT a feeder team for Bon Accord" - Artisans spokesman (edited for crude language and poor grammar).

"Me" - Fazal Awan.

Method acting | Mars Bar™ sandwich | Khiriqet | The map of Guam incident

Cricket numerology | Ethnicity | Don Bradman | Cults C.C. | Caker

Publisher's note: articles making reference to Grades clubs in an offensive manner, such as C**ts (instead of Cults), Wanchorians, Wanchory, Queens Cross (dressers), Fartisans or Portaloo, have been re-submitted using the correct team designations. Some 45 articles were affected. After consideration from the editorial staff, the term "Huntly", whilst offensive, was permitted as both a noun and as a pejorative.

This page was last updated Tuesday, 15 April 2008