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Any contributions to the Biography portal must have some truth contained within it but kept to a minimum amount. Inaccuracies in any of the articles within the portal are fully expected, although libelous statements MUST be avoided. As ever, the publishers of Crikipedia accept no responsibility for anything.

What is a biography?

A biography, from "bio" (a type of yoghurt) and "graph" (a statistical illustration constructed from a database of numerical variables), is a genre of literature and other forms of media like film, based on the written accounts of individual lives. The biographies presented by Crikipedia differ from the traditional concept in that they lack any basis in truth and although never malicious in intent, they have a tendency towards satire and spoofery. Anyone who appears in Crikipedia should probably be pleased as it is often said that to be in Crikipedia is to be "dans les bonnes livres".

This page was last updated Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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Don Bradman - The Greatest?

Sir Donald Bradman is widely regarded as one of the greatest batsmen to have ever graced a cricket field.

However, many cricket historians have revisited the Don's history and he is, now, increasingly viewed apon as an opportunist and a charlatan. (More...)

(Note: this article is being disputed by the Australian Cricket Board and solicitors acting on behalf of the Bradman family.)

 

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Doug Anderson who once batted through an entire innings without speaking.

 

Did you know...

... that former Cults and Bon Accord wicketkeeper, Dave Goulding, was once the President of the Scottish chapter of the Harpo Marx fan club?

...that, as a wager, ex-Kemnay great, Petrie Milne, once made sandwiches with swarfega and ate them himself?

...that the only LBW decision that Nawaz Mirza agreed he was out to, never actually happened?

 

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"He was the most exciting batsman that I ever saw." - Girls Aloud beauty Sarah Harding about Bon Accord batsman, Andy Meres.

"I hope you guys win the league this year." - remarkably said during the same game by a member each of Cults and Bon Accord.

"I could listen to Timmy for hours." - (sarcastically) said by unidentified Bon Accord player referring to Banchory legend, Tim Wilkinson.

"I could listen to Timmy for hours." - (sincerely) said by unidentified Stonehaven Thistle player referring to Banchory legend, Tim Wilkinson.