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Specialized
toilet products exist on the market
that are tailored to an individual
arse.
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(Not to
be confused with the colloquial term used by
Grades cricketers in reference to match
previews published on club websites).
A crucial
element, of any Grades cricketer's gameday
preparation, is the pre-match shite. Most
often undertaken an hour (or sometimes
minutes) before the start of play,
defecation avoids the need for any
unscheduled visits to the toilet during a
game (which can last up to six hours). More
importantly, it can be a ritualistic
expurgation of the soul.
Many Grades
cricketers believe that the pre-match shite
is crucial to success in the game in
question. Batsmen, in particular, (because
of the "one ball can do you"
nature of their contributions), are
especially devoted believers in the
ritualistic qualities of the practice and
often refer to it as "ma lucky shite".
The
superstitious personalities of most Grades
batsmen may cause an exaggerated perception
of the luck element, but few doubt the physical and practical
benefits of defecation, in itself.

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