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Notorious wickets (pronunciation: pish-grunz)

submitted 28th June 2006

Sheddocksley meets all the criteria of a notorious wicket. It's hostile environment is obvious from this picture of a local resident.

Cricket was meant to be played on hard flat and grassless surfaces but in Grades cricket, this is a pipedream. Most games played in the North east of Scotland take place on cut grass, usually soft, but despite this, many of the wickets are fair and playable (if a little slow). However, there are many wickets in the region (and several more that no longer exist) that can lay claim to notoriety .

A "notorious" wicket has to meet one (or more) of five criteria:

  1. the low bouncer

  2. the erratic bouncer

  3. the poorly prepared

  4. the environmentally hostile

  5. the expensive.

Examples

The low bouncer

Ellon Gordon's wicket at Gordon Park is a consistently low bouncer due to the plasticine surface. This "consistency", however, makes it no less difficult to bat on and lbw appeals are frequent. What confounds observers is it's appearance which, for all intents and purposes, gives it the impression that it's a good quality patch. But the top surface of the wicket is never truly hard. Another aspect of the Gordon Park's notoriety is that it is nearly always still being prepared minutes before the game.

Artificial wickets haven't taken root, as it were, and there are several examples of bad ones still in use. Grammar FPs Rubislaw wicket is primarily a low bouncer but can at times be an erratic one too.

The erratic bouncer

Crathies wicket in the grounds of Balmoral Castle, was, for many years thought of as an erratic bouncer with many recorded instances of deliveries flying high over batsman's heads. Recently however, the true cause of this has been put down to the wicket being too short! Turriff C.C.s wicket is also known as an erratic bouncer.

The poorly prepared

Sheddocksley can lay claim to being notorious under all five classifications, poorly prepared being the most obvious of them. It may even be haunted! Woodside, which is no longer in use, was actually a very well prepared wicket, let down by the mounds of cut grass left on the outfield. The Links looks like a poorly prepared wicket but plays as well as any in the region.

The environmentally hostile.

The Links, on it's day, is a hostile place to play. A constant all year round wind makes it cold. There are no changing facilities as such. Toilets too are non existent although the open "Pishy Pavillion" appears to double as one for it's occasional "residents". During the football season, there is the inevitable stream of verbal abuse, from football supporters, to contend with too.

The expensive

Harlaw is a nice place to play at in many respects but for the home side it is an expensive luxury as it charges by the hour rather than a one off fixed fee. Only Queens Cross seem able to afford to base themselves there. Another expensive place to play (but for a different reason) is at Allan Park, the compact home of Cults C.C.. The small boundaries, fenced off from local residents gardens and a golf course, mean a lot of lost balls.

Extinct notorious wickets

  • Stewart Park - an erratic bouncer and environmentally hostile to boot

  • Banff - one of the first artificial wickets and one of the worst. Plus it was in Banff.

 

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