Although the expression "No Hands" is not a descriptive one, a range of replacement hands is available for the severely affected.

Although not as thoroughly researched as it's Fast Bowler variation, No Hands Ephemeritis (also commonly known as Dolly dropping) is now recognized as a common malaise and is especially prominent amongst Grades cricketers. Indeed, it has spawned a few recently discovered mutations, notably Indipandititis, which, since it does not involve any actual contact with the hands, has been re-classified as a separate, distinct affliction.

No Hands Ephemeritis was first registered as a medical condition in the early 1980s after extensive tests were carried out on (the then St. Ronald player) Graham Stewart, whose inability to take even the simplest catch was thought to be, merely, a lack of skill. However, research showed that anomalous signals to the brain were affecting his coordination, judgement and, indeed, eyesight. When Stewart later joined Bon Accord, players and officials from that club became aware that several of their own members also displayed similar symptoms. As a result, Barry Allan of Bon Accord was identified as a sufferer of the condition.

Symptoms.

A player drops "dolly" catches, especially when fielding at infield run saving positions in front of the striking batsman, such as mid on, mid off, covers and mid wicket. Drops in orthodox catching positions such as slip, are (whilst highly probable from an afflicted player) not considered as symptomatic.

A player will take an amazing catch once a season that guarantees them a "Catch of the Season" award.

On dropping a catch, the affected player will simulate an injury, usually to the hands or fingers, or blame prevailing weather conditions (sun, wind).

The sufferer will often appear to have a vacant expression on his face prior to every delivery.

Famous sufferers

• Barry Allan (Bon Accord) - so severely affected that he can't catch a cold.

• Graham Stewart (St Ronald, Mannofield, Bon Accord) - was able to eventually overcome his disability by developing several additional layers of body fat that trapped the ball, eliminating the need for hands in the catching process.

Cures

There is no known cure. Some have attempted to overcome their disability in various ways although few of these methods are recommended by medical experts. Graham Stewart's solution of fat enhancement worked to a degree but affected other areas of his game. Cricket equipment manufacturers have produced a limited range of glass hands although these are only effective for short periods and need frequent replacement. They also require quite extensive (and drastic) surgery.