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Overtly
gay displays on a cricket field are often
misinterpreted as an element of "The
Method" but are, in fact, merely
"fruity".. |
Not
to be confused with the acting technique in which
actors try to replicate in real life the emotional
conditions under which the character operates, in
an effort to create a life-like, realistic
performance, "method acting" in the
Grades cricket environment, refers to a range of
techniques, employed by players, (usually of a
poorer standard) to enhance performance, often at
the risk of ridicule from opponents and team mates
alike.
Most
of the techniques employed are specially
adapted methodologies or mannerisms utilised
by professional cricketers although some can
be attributed to other sports or activities.
Some notorious examples of method acting
have become established as bona fide, such
as Graham Gooch's batting stance which was
deemed suitable to be coached to youngsters
by the ECB.
Method
acting is most commonly practiced by batsman
and bowlers, although many wicket keepers
and fielders use it to some degree. A true
method actor applies his techniques to all
aspects of his cricket experience, even
extending into post match hospitality. (Such
a person is likely to wear a blazer or cap
from some obscure former club).
Some
notable method actors
Hamish
McDougall (Cults): when fielding, Hamish
will spit into his cupped hands and rub just
as the bowler starts his run up and he,
himself, walks in with the bowler.
Dave
Goulding (Kintore): his batting stance
involves a protracted "dance" of
wiggles, scrotum scratches and cap tapping.
Andy
Meres (Bon
Accord): spits, at least
once, into the popping crease, before each
delivery.
Mac
Ahmed (Bon Accord): shouts "Look
for three" attempting a quick single.
Stoneywood
Dyce: notable to be the one known
instance of mass method acting. Those
involved with the club, including supporters
and family, constantly wear club
shell-suits, adopt South African accents and
liberally sprinkle the word "lamb"
into every other sentence.
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