Bradman playing against old codgers against caker bowling. Look at him! Wot a twat!

Don Bradman was an auld cricketer, like. He's supposed t'be the best ever and that, but me and my mates think he's shite coz all his runs came against auld codgers with stupid flares and everyone was in black and white AND he was an Australian so he was probably a cheatin' shite as well.

Apparently his average was just short of 100. Well if he was so effing great he'd have been just over, but he wasn't so that proves I'm right. Speaking 'bout averages, every time you see Bradman being interviewed on the telly he seems to ken every little detail about his innings, average, boundaries scored, where he hit the ba, everything. WHAT AN ARSE! GET A LIFE!

When he was a young kid he'd spend hours on end (so the legend goes) bashing the ba against a wall with a single stump. WANKER! Buy a Playboy for Christ's sake. Talk about a Johnny No Mates!

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