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Jerzy
Czezwieki pictured during the 1932-33
(Bodyline) Test series with England. |
Jerzy Czezwieki (born
Warsaw, Poland 1896, died December 12th 1956)
was the most successful of a crop of Donald
Bradman impersonators, popular on the cabaret
circuit in 1930s Australia. His act never
translated into success outside his adopted
Australia, although he made many attempts to crack
England, in particular. Many historians believe
that, on many occasions, he substituted for The
Don, in both a social and professional basis,
although the Australian Cricket Board have always
denied his participation in the notorious
"Bodyline" Test series.
A Polish immigrant,
the young Czezwieki, was hindered in his early
years by his heavy Polish accent, but he soon
mastered a sizeable range of Australian slang and
common phrases, a skill that would form the basis
of his cabaret act in the years to come. However,
it was his remarkable likeness to, the then up and
coming Golden Boy of Australian cricket, Donald
Bradman, that gave Jerzy his unlikely shot at
fame.
When the young Don
Bradman was too ill to attend a dinner given in
honour of the New South Wales state side,
Czezwieki was asked to stand in and managed to
convince the high profile guests present, (restricting himself to
"G'day mate" and
"Fair Dinkum" in conversations) that he
was Bradman and an amiable chap to boot. Many
observers have remarked that Czezwieki, as Bradman,
was far
more interesting than the real thing.
His career (he was billed
as "Don Badman") took off. He was a
fixture on many radio broadcasts and appeared in
newspapers and magazines on an almost weekly
basis. His
cabaret act (consisting mainly of sketches
involving Czezwieki meeting the worlds rich and
famous and hailing them with his stock
catchphrases, "G'day mate", "Fair dinkum"
and "Strewth, cobber") was a great but short
lived success. His greatest moment came during the
infamous "Bodyline" series in the
Australian summer of 1932-33. (Editor's
note: the following events are disputed by the
parties involved.)
Fearing for the
greatest cricketer in the worlds safety against
Douglas Jardine's dangerous leg theory variation,
the Australian Cricket Board decided to rest The
Don for the series but it was felt that the public
would be outraged by the apparent cowardice in the
face of the old enemy. So, instead, the ACB
charged Czezwieki with the role of fulfilling
Bradman's engagements during the series including
playing (the ACB believed that non-cricketer
Czezwieki would be seriously injured allowing
Bradman to be withdrawn from the remaining Test
matches).
Remarkably,
Czezwieki developed his own technique for
combating Bodyline and he averaged 56.57 for the
series. An embarrassed ACB ensured a blacklist
against Czezwieki and ridiculed his claims about
the Bodyline series. Career ruined, Czezwieki made
a few unfortunate forays into pornography, including a role in
an 8mm short movie "Debbie
Does Bradman". He died penniless.
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