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THE
GRADES CLUBS ARE CONTROLLED BY A FEW DETERMINED TO
PROTECT THE "EVIL" DRAW. ABOLITIONISTS WANT TO
CHANGE THAT. |
Secret societies are
everywhere, if you listen to the conspiracy theorists.
Freemasons, "The Illuminati", The Opus Dei,
are all working in the shadows manipulating our lives, their
motives often perceived as sinister.
It seems that even the
genteel world of Grades cricket is not without its
mysterious underbelly, otherwise known as "The Draw
Abolitionists", a tenacious group of local cricket
players, believed to include in their membership perhaps
90% of Grades players.
Their sole aim is clear.
They would have The Grades submit to their agenda, which
is to get rid of the infamous "draw", a result
the Abolitionists so detest, that they would willingly
surrender their wickets and face defeat. "Swing The
Willow" is their creed.
The Abolitionists face a
resilient nemesis, however. Their opponents occupy most
of the seats of power within The Grades clubs and the
power of their vote is strong. Those
"floaters" who have some sympathy with the
Abolitionists, too often succumb to indifference when
voting is required and are all too easily hoodwinked
into believing that to draw is good, when common sense
dictates that the opposite is the case.
Abolitionists, however,
point to the recent discovery of the secret Bible Code
which revealed 3 new commandments (The
Absit Invidia), the 2nd of which, "Thou Shalt
Not Diminish Thy Brothers Pleasure" they say
supports their claim that the draw is fundamentally
"evil", although the interpretation of these
so called Commandments has divided scholars.
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