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CRICKET
BINGO |
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HOW TO PLAY
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Simply
print out the card below and during the relevant game, mark off,
(with a felt tip pen) the phrases in the boxes as they're said. When
you have a "Full House", shout "HOUSE" (before
anyone else) at the umpire and collect your winnings *. IT'S THAT
SIMPLE!
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THIS
WEEKS JACKPOT PRIZE IS AN INCREDIBLE £14400!! * Last
week's jackpot prize was unclaimed (v. St Ronald).
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SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY
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CRICKET
BINGO CARD
BON ACCORD
V. Kintore
Sept 2nd 2006 |
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luck tomorrow
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Best
o' luck tomorrow
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Hope
you guys win tomorrow
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| What's
on tomorrow, like? |
We've
nae chance tomorrow
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We,
also have nae chance tomorrow |
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paint brush is oot!!
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Hands
up who's won something this year!
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Us
or Cults. You choose!!
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The umpires
decision is final.
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LEGAL
DISLAIMER:
This suspiciously funded
competition is subject to the UK Games & Lotteries Commissions
Code of Practice. Any funds raised MUST be used for spending
purposes only. Failure to comply with the Code of Practice may
result in the reduction of the Red Squirrel population. |
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 FEEL
LIKE SOMETHING "LEGAL"?? CALL
0800-768-4532
& TALK TO MEN IN WIGS
Calls
cost £21.50 per minute plus your usual suppliers tariff. Judicical
"expenses" may be required. |
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DISCLAIMER
This
webSite is, in no way, endorsed by BON ACCORD CRICKET CLUB, who
are the nicest of clubs and haven't a bad word to say about
anybody (except maybe, NO! Not even
them!) If you object to any
of the material on this site, I apologize profusely and with
legs akimbo, awaiting a good kicking. |
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